Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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