your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We need to rekindle our bromance
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Panties = found
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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