Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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