He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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