You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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