did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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