She announced her abortion via fbk
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
