is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Fuck appropriateness.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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