At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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