in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
