we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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