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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.

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• (+34): View more from Spain

  Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose

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  962=my?

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  Yeah.i

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• (916): View more from California

  rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.

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• (559): View more from California

  I queefed so loud it echoed.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward

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• (626): View more from California

  You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice

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  My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy

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