No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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