You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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