what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My vagina just clenched in fear
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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