i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Randomize
