He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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