Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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