so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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