Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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