She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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