he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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