Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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