talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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