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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!

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(516): View more from New York

what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina

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(303): View more from Colorado

If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.

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(518): View more from New York

you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was

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(703): View more from Virginia

rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit

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(406): View more from Montana

And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.

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