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I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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