I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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