69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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