operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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