What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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