is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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