I just made out with a guy for $7.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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