I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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