IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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