I'm passing your future prison.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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