I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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