What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He called his prostate his "boner button".
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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