He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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