i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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