I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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