This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
is it fun? or sober?
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