New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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