so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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