Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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