so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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