She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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