i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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