After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
We got so high we made milksteak
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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