i would punch a child for taco bell
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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