the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
