smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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