Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Boobs speak an international language.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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