Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He felt like a one man threesome
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Randomize
