Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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