Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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